Laugh at funny Dessert jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

London: Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
Roman: Not sure.
London: Because it was stuffed.

Joke by London C., Shelby, North Carolina
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WALTER: What’s a doorbell’s favorite dessert?
KOBE: Tell me.
WALTER: Ding Dongs.

Joke by Walter L., St. Louis, Missouri
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ANNIE: What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?
SARA: I don’t know.
ANNIE: Pi!

Joke by Annie M., West Linn, Oregon
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Tripp: What do baseball players have for dessert?
Shawn: I don’t know.
Tripp: Bunt cake!

Joke by Tripp B., Montgomery, Illinois
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BEN: Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
LILLY: I don’t know. Why?
BEN: Because it was stuffed.

Joke by Ben W., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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BEN: Why did the teddy bear say no to dessert?
LILLY: I don’t know. Why?
BEN: Because it was stuffed.

Joke by Ben W., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Bob: What do you call a lonely cake?
Kyle: Tell me.
Bob: Deserted!

Joke by Patrick O., New Freedom, Pennsylvania
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JAMES: Why didn’t the teddy bear want dessert?
JOSIAH: I have no idea.
JAMES: Because it was stuffed.

Joke by Jimmy R., Lansdale, Pennsylvania
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Gabe: What do you call a house with an ice-cream sundae on top?
Rob: Beats me.
Gabe: Desserted!

Joke by Gabriel M., Austin, Texas
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A punny book: "French Desserts" by E. Claire.

Joke by Ryan S., Lancaster, New York
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Matt: Why did the bakery hire so many apples?
Jason: I don’t know.
Matt: There was a lot of turnover!

Joke by Matthew R., Maylene, Ala.
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George: Knock, knock.
Simon: Who’s there?
George: Aida.
Simon: Aida, who?
George: Aida lot of sweets, and now I’ve got a tummy ache.

Joke by Aditya B., Naperville, Ill.
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Gabe: What do you call a house with an ice-cream sundae on top?
Rob: Beats me.
Gabe: “Desserted!”

Joke by Gabriel M., Austin, Tex.
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Joey’s mom: Joey, there were two pieces of chocolate cake in the kitchen, and now there’s only one. Can you explain that?
Joey: I guess I didn’t see the other piece!

Joke by Stu T., Rosedale, Kan.
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Fred: What’s the only food made of dust from outer space?
Sarah: What?
Fred: A moon pie!

Joke by Justus W., Middlesboro, Ky.
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Nick: What a nightmare -- I dreamed I was eating a giant marshmallow.
Rick: What’s so bad about that?
Nick: When I woke up, my pillow was gone.

Joke by Nick S., Overland Park, Kan.
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Tim: What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Tom: What?
Tim: Booberry pie.

Joke by Joshua N., Napoleon, Ohio
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