RYAN: What does a duck say when it walks into a barber shop? LEVI: I’m clueless. RYAN: “Put it on my bill!” Joke by Ryan P., Scotts Valley, California0 commentsLoading...
VINCENT: What did the duck say to the comedian? STEVE: I’m not sure. VINCENT: “You quack me up.” Joke by Vincent E., Marshfield, Missouri1 commentsLoading...
Alex: What do you get when you mix a duck and a millionaire? Bill: I’m stumped. Alex: A very expensive bill. Joke by Michael S., Sacramento, California2 commentsLoading...
Charlie: Why don’t ducks tell jokes while they’re flying? Thomas: Why? Charlie: Because they quack up. Joke by Charlie W., Fort Worth, Texas4 commentsLoading...
David: What’s the difference between Ben Franklin and a duck? Lily: I don’t know. David: One has his face on a bill; the other has a bill on his face. Joke by David M., Travelers Rest, S.C.5 commentsLoading...
Katrina: What do you call a smart duck? Heli: Tell me. Katrina: A “wise quacker.” Joke by Heli N., East Hartford, Conn.4 commentsLoading...
Daniel: What is a duck’s favorite video game? Gabriel: Tell me. Daniel: Quack-man! Joke by Daniel V., Spring Hill, Kan.11 commentsLoading...
Andrew: What do you get when you cross a rooster and a duck? Ariana: I haven’t a clue. Andrew: A bird that gets up at the quack of dawn! Joke by Andrew S., San Lorenzo, Calif.7 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Quack—A duck that has no business practicing medicine. Joke by Will G., Rutland, Vt.4 commentsLoading...
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