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ADAM: Where did the duck go to eat?
DAN: I don’t know.
ADAM: Quack in the Box.

Joke by Adam H., Pocatello, Idaho
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AARAV: Why did the duck cross the road?
STEVE: I give up.
AARAV:
To prove that it was not a chicken.

Joke by Aarav A., Mill Creek, Washington
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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RYAN: What does a duck say when it walks into a barber shop?
LEVI: I’m clueless.
RYAN: “Put it on my bill!”

Joke by Ryan P., Scotts Valley, California
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VINCENT: What did the duck say to the comedian?
STEVE: I’m not sure.
VINCENT: “You quack me up.”

Joke by Vincent E., Marshfield, Missouri
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Alex: What do you get when you mix a duck and a millionaire?
Bill: I’m stumped.
Alex: A very expensive bill.

Joke by Michael S., Sacramento, California
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Charlie: Why don’t ducks tell jokes while they’re flying?
Thomas: Why?
Charlie: Because they quack up.

Joke by Charlie W., Fort Worth, Texas
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David: What’s the difference between Ben Franklin and a duck?
Lily: I don’t know.
David: One has his face on a bill; the other has a bill on his face.

Joke by David M., Travelers Rest, S.C.
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Katrina: What do you call a smart duck?
Heli: Tell me.
Katrina: A “wise quacker.”

Joke by Heli N., East Hartford, Conn.
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Daniel: What is a duck’s favorite video game?
Gabriel: Tell me.
Daniel: Quack-man!

Joke by Daniel V., Spring Hill, Kan.
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Andrew: What do you get when you cross a rooster and a duck?
Ariana: I haven’t a clue.
Andrew: A bird that gets up at the quack of dawn!

Joke by Andrew S., San Lorenzo, Calif.
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Daffynition: Quack—A duck that has no business practicing medicine.

Joke by Will G., Rutland, Vt.
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