Alex: What do you get when you mix a duck and a millionaire?
Bill: I’m stumped.
Alex: A very expensive bill.
Joke submitted by Michael S., Sacramento, California
Alex: What do you get when you mix a duck and a millionaire?
Bill: I’m stumped.
Alex: A very expensive bill.
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This is hilarious
Alternate punchlines : “A bill-ionaire”, or “A rich quack”