Laugh at funny Earth jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

GRYFFIN: What did Earth say to the asteroid?
JACKSON: I don’t know. What?
GRYFFIN: “Give me some space!”

Joke by Gryffin R., Englewood, Colorado
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HUGO: I know why aliens haven’t come to Earth yet.
TYLER: Why’s that?
HUGO: They checked the reviews for our solar system and saw only one star.

Joke by Hugo P., Austin, Texas
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JOSHUA: What is Earth’s favorite drink?
TYLER: I don’t know.
JOSHUA: Mountain Dew.

Joke by Joshua M., Allen, Texas
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KURT: What did the Earth say to the moon?
ASHLEY: I don’t know.
KURT: “You’re out of this world!”

Joke by Kurt T., Eastvale, California
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Sam: What do Earth and an apple have in common?
James: What?
Sam: A core.

Joke by Isaiah B., Nampa, Idaho
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