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LAM: Why are electricians so confident?
RICHARD: I have no idea.
LAM: They’re always charged up.

Joke by Lam P., Monroe, Connecticut
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RYAN: What did the Scout who just completed the Electricity merit badge send out on Christmas?
LAYLA: Tell me.
RYAN: Christmas cords.

Joke by Ryan C., Burnsville, Minnesota
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DAFFYNITION: Delighted -- When you need to call an electrician.

Joke by Andrew P., Houston, Texas
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CHRISTIAN: What does Thor get every month?
QUIN: I have no idea.
CHRISTIAN: A high electric bill.

Joke by Christian P., Vista, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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RJ: What do you get when you cross an electric eel with a sponge?
JJ: What?
RJ: A shock absorber.

Joke by RJ S., Jupiter, Florida
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Nat: What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Wyatt: What?
Nat: A power plant.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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