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LOGAN: If athletes get athlete’s foot, what do elves get?
JERRY: What?
LOGAN: Mistletoe.

Joke by Logan K., Flemington, New Jersey
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ADVIK: What do you call an elf wearing earmuffs?
MAX: What?
ADVIK: It doesn’t matter because he can’t hear you.

Joke by Advik P., Brentwood, California
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John: What kind of music do Santa’s elves like?
Mark: Please tell me.
John: Wrap music.

Joke by John D., Johnstown, Pennsylvania
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Elizabeth: Why was the elf crying?
Daisy: Why?
Elizabeth: Because he stubbed his mistletoe.

Joke by Elizabeth F., Irvine, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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CARTER: What do elves do in school?
MILEY: What?
CARTER: Presentations!

Joke by Carter A., Waterloo, Illinois
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ANTHONY: What do Santa’s elves do after school?
ALLISON: What?
ANTHONY: Their gnomework.

Joke by Anthony M., Hot Springs, Arkansas
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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