Keshav: What’s similar between ink and pigs? Bob: No idea. Keshav: They both run out of the pen. Joke by Keshav Y., San Ramon, Calif.1 commentsLoading...
Ben: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit? Nat: I haven’t the foggiest. Ben: Strawberries! Joke by Nathaniel S., Dillsburg, Pa.17 commentsLoading...
Lexi: What does corn say after failing a test at school? Jacob: I haven’t a clue. Lexi: “Aw, shucks!” Joke by Jacob W., Akron, Ohio3 commentsLoading...
Charles: What did the farmer say when his dog stole corn? Thomas: Beats me. Charles: “Aw, shucks.” Joke by Charles W., Carrollton, Ga.12 commentsLoading...
Tobin: How does corn smile? Joseph: Tell me. Tobin: From ear to ear. Joke by Tobin S., Colorado Springs, Colo.5 commentsLoading...
Landon: How did the farmer fix his jeans? Rosalyn: Tell me Landon: With a cabbage patch! Joke by Rosalyn G., Altamonte Springs, Fla.9 commentsLoading...
Kyle: What did the farmer use to measure his sheep? Lyle: I haven’t a clue. Kyle: A wool-er. Joke by Kyle F., Starke, Fla.4 commentsLoading...
Dave: What do you call a happy herder of cattle? Dan: I don’t know. Dave: A “jolly rancher”! Joke by David D., Dayton, Ohio8 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “How to Start a Ranch” by Brandon Cows. Joke by Jake K., Brighton, Colo.8 commentsLoading...
Mason: Want to hear a farmer joke? Ryan: Yeah, hit me with it. Mason: Sorry, it’s way too corny! Joke by Mason M., Grand Rapids, Mich.3 commentsLoading...
Pat: What’s the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer? Jerry: I don’t know. What? Pat: A pirate buries his treasure, but a cranberry farmer treasures his berries. Joke by Patricia J., Warrens, Wis.7 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Feed for Livestock” by Al Falfa. Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.2 commentsLoading...
Alex: What does a farmer use to count his cattle? Ben: I have no idea. Alex: A cow-culator! Joke by Alex H., Longwood, Fla.5 commentsLoading...