Farming jokes – Jokes by Scout Life

Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Keshav: What’s similar between ink and pigs?
Bob: No idea.
Keshav: They both run out of the pen.

Joke by Keshav Y., San Ramon, Calif.
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Mike: How do you fit more pigs on a farm?
Ray: How?
Mike: Build a sty scraper.

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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Ben: What is a scarecrow’s favorite fruit?
Nat: I haven’t the foggiest.
Ben: Strawberries!

Joke by Nathaniel S., Dillsburg, Pa.
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Lexi: What does corn say after failing a test at school?
Jacob: I haven’t a clue.
Lexi: “Aw, shucks!”

Joke by Jacob W., Akron, Ohio
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Charles: What did the farmer say when his dog stole corn?
Thomas: Beats me.
Charles: “Aw, shucks.”

Joke by Charles W., Carrollton, Ga.
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Tobin: How does corn smile?
Joseph: Tell me.
Tobin: From ear to ear.

Joke by Tobin S., Colorado Springs, Colo.
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Landon: How did the farmer fix his jeans?
Rosalyn: Tell me
Landon: With a cabbage patch!

Joke by Rosalyn G., Altamonte Springs, Fla.
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Kyle: What did the farmer use to measure his sheep?
Lyle: I haven’t a clue.
Kyle: A wool-er.

Joke by Kyle F., Starke, Fla.
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Dave: What do you call a happy herder of cattle?
Dan: I don’t know.
Dave: A “jolly rancher”!

Joke by David D., Dayton, Ohio
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A book never written: “How to Start a Ranch” by Brandon Cows.

Joke by Jake K., Brighton, Colo.
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Mason: Want to hear a farmer joke?
Ryan: Yeah, hit me with it.
Mason: Sorry, it’s way too corny!

Joke by Mason M., Grand Rapids, Mich.
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Pat: What’s the difference between a pirate and a cranberry farmer?
Jerry: I don’t know. What?
Pat: A pirate buries his treasure, but a cranberry farmer treasures his berries.

Joke by Patricia J., Warrens, Wis.
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A book never written: “Feed for Livestock” by Al Falfa.

Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.
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Alex: What does a farmer use to count his cattle?
Ben: I have no idea.
Alex: A cow-culator!

Joke by Alex H., Longwood, Fla.
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