Laugh at funny Feet jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

RUBY: Why was the Scout always complaining about her sore feet after a hike?
GERALD: Why?
RUBY: Because she was a Tenderfoot.

Joke by Ruby, Santa Rosa, California
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OREN: What do you get when you cross a river and a stream?
TYLER: I’m stumped.
OREN: Wet feet.

Joke by Oren S., Arvada, Colorado
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HANSEN: What nuts can protect your feet on a hike?
EDWARD: I don’t know.
HANSEN: Cashews.

Joke by Hansen B., Rawlings, Maryland
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HENRY: What do you get when you cross a river and a stream?
BEN: What?
HENRY: Wet feet.

Joke by Henry H., Grand Junction, Colorado
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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MANAN: How many feet are in a yard?
ZEKE: How many?
MANAN: It depends on how many people are standing in it.

Joke by Manan S., Edison, New Jersey
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Andrew: What has three feet but no legs?
Cameron: I don’t know.
Andrew: A yard stick!

Joke by Andrew S., South Ogden, Utah
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