CALVIN: Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike to school? GEORGE: I don’t know; why not? CALVIN: Its petals were broken. Joke by Calvin O., Gilbert, Arizona0 commentsLoading...
RISHITH: Which flower has lips? KEVIN: I’m stumped. RISHITH: Tulips! Joke by Rishith K., Fremont, California 0 commentsLoading...
A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: “Flowering Plants” by Lily Rose. Joke by Andy L., Redwood City, California0 commentsLoading...
Jayson: What kind of plant do you need to bake a cake? Nick: I’m not sure. Jayson: A flower! Joke by Jayson S., Mason, Ohio0 commentsLoading...
COLIN: What’s a pilgrim’s favorite flower? MAX: I’m stumped. COLIN: A Mayflower. Joke by Colin M., Elizabethton, Tennessee0 commentsLoading...
Calvin: Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike to school? George: I don’t know. Why? Calvin: Its petals were broken. Joke by Calvin O., Gilbert, Arizona0 commentsLoading...
Camila: What do you call a flower that runs on electricity? Chris: No idea. Camila: A power plant. Joke by William W., Fairfield, California3 commentsLoading...
Calvin: Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike to school? George: I don’t know; why not? Calvin: Its petals were broken. Joke by Calvin O., Gilbert, Arizona11 commentsLoading...
Nat: What do you call a flower that runs on electricity? Wyatt: What? Nat: A power plant. Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas2 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “A Flower’s Life” by Paul Innate. Joke by Johnathon H., Laguna Niguel, Calif.0 commentsLoading...
Jack: What’s Lassie’s favorite vegetable? Nigel: What? Jack: Collie-flower. Joke by Jack N., Buda, Texas1 commentsLoading...
Randy: What do you call a country that drives only rose-colored cars? Connor: I’m stumped. Randy: A “red carnation!” Joke by Randy C., Renton, Wash.6 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Dandelion—A fashionably dressed member of the cat family. Joke by Michael C., Asheboro, N.C.3 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Pretty Flowers” by Mary Gold. Joke by James L., Stewartstown, Pa.1 commentsLoading...
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