Laugh at funny Flower jokes and comics for kids

CALVIN: Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike to school?
GEORGE: I don’t know; why not?
CALVIN: Its petals were broken.

Joke by Calvin O., Gilbert, Arizona
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RISHITH: Which flower has lips?
KEVIN: I’m stumped.
RISHITH: Tulips!

Joke by Rishith K., Fremont, California
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A BOOK NEVER WRITTEN: “Flowering Plants” by Lily Rose.

Joke by Andy L., Redwood City, California
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Jayson: What kind of plant do you need to bake a cake?
Nick: I’m not sure.
Jayson: A flower!

Joke by Jayson S., Mason, Ohio
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COLIN: What’s a pilgrim’s favorite flower?
MAX: I’m stumped.
COLIN: A Mayflower.

Joke by Colin M., Elizabethton, Tennessee
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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Comic by Pat Lewis
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Calvin: Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike to school?
George: I don’t know. Why?
Calvin: Its petals were broken.

Joke by Calvin O., Gilbert, Arizona
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Camila: What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
Chris: No idea.
Camila: A power plant.

Joke by William W., Fairfield, California
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Calvin: Why couldn’t the flower ride its bike to school?
George: I don’t know; why not?
Calvin: Its petals were broken.

Joke by Calvin O., Gilbert, Arizona
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Nat: What do you call a ﬂower that runs on electricity?
Wyatt: What?
Nat: A power plant.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas
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A book never written: “A Flower’s Life” by Paul Innate.

Joke by Johnathon H., Laguna Niguel, Calif.
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Jack: What’s Lassie’s favorite vegetable?
Nigel: What?
Jack: Collie-flower.

Joke by Jack N., Buda, Texas
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Randy: What do you call a country that drives only rose-colored cars?
Connor: I’m stumped.
Randy: A “red carnation!”

Joke by Randy C., Renton, Wash.
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Joke by Michael C., Asheboro, N.C.
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A book never written: “Pretty Flowers” by Mary Gold.

Joke by James L., Stewartstown, Pa.
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