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PEE WEE: If there are five flies in the kitchen, which one is the football player?
WESTY: I don’t know.
PEE WEE: The one in the sugar bowl.

Joke by Luis V., Belleview, Florida
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AYN: How do you get rid of the flies in your house?
RYAN: Tell me.
AYN: Send the SWAT team.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Emory: What do you call a swatting fly?
Faith: No idea.
Emory: A flyswatter.

Joke by Emory M., Monterey, Indiana
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Benjamin: “I have wings and a tail; across the sky is where I sail. I have no eyes, ears or mouth. What am I?”
Jane: I don’t know.
Benjamin: A kite.

Joke by Benjamin S. , Arlington, Texas
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Libby: What do you call a group of people trying to hit a fly?
Molly: What?
Libby: A SWAT team.

Joke by Libby F., Trumbull, Connecticut
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JUSTIN: Why did you throw the clock out the window?
SAM: I wanted to see time fly.

Joke by Justin C., Oxford, Connecticut
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Nathan: What has four wheels and ﬂies?
Anthony: What?
Nathan: A garbage truck.

Joke by Nathan H., Powell, Tennessee
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Thomastoons
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