Laugh at funny Ghost jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

Comic by Jon Carter
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Bill: Why did the policeman ticket the ghost?
McKenzie: Why?
Bill: It didn’t have a haunting license.

Joke by Howard H., Newark, Calif.
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Mike: Why do cemeteries have fences?
Fred: Beats me.
Mike: Because people are dying to get in.

Joke by Michael B., Bayonne, N.J.
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Stephen: What did the ghost say when the skeleton lied to him?
David: I haven’t a clue.
Stephen: “I can see right through you.”

Joke by Stephen S., Knoxville, Tenn.
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Jake: Why couldn’t the ghost see its mom and dad?
Philip: I don’t know.
Jake: Because they were trans-parents!

Joke by Jacob C., O’Fallon, Ill.
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Tim: What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Tom: What?
Tim: Booberry pie.

Joke by Joshua N., Napoleon, Ohio
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