Mike: Why do cemeteries have fences? Fred: Beats me. Mike: Because people are dying to get in. Joke by Michael B., Bayonne, N.J.9 comments5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star
Stephen: What did the ghost say when the skeleton lied to him? David: I haven’t a clue. Stephen: “I can see right through you.” Joke by Stephen S., Knoxville, Tenn.6 comments5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star
Jake: Why couldn’t the ghost see its mom and dad? Philip: I don’t know. Jake: Because they were trans-parents! Joke by Jacob C., O’Fallon, Ill.6 comments5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star
Tim: What is a ghost’s favorite dessert? Tom: What? Tim: Booberry pie. Joke by Joshua N., Napoleon, Ohio8 comments5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star
