ERICK: Where do ghosts like to swim? CARL: I don’t know. Tell me. ERICK: The Dead Sea. Joke by Erick O., National City, California0 commentsLoading...
JEREMY: Why do ghosts hate rainy Halloweens? JOSHUA: Why? JEREMY: Rain dampens their spirits. Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio0 commentsLoading...
Bert: What did the ghost wear to the dance? Sam: I have no clue. Bert: Booooots. Joke by Bert Y., Corpus Christi, Texas0 commentsLoading...
DANNY: Why didn’t the ghost go to the Halloween party? CODY: I haven’t the foggiest. DANNY: He was afraid he was going to be booed. Joke by Danny V., Camarillo, California0 commentsLoading...
KRUZ: What’s a ghost’s favorite type of muffin? KATE: What? KRUZ: BOO-berry. Joke by Kruz N., Salina, Kansas0 commentsLoading...
Arlene: What kind of dessert do ghosts like? Alice: What? Arlene: I scream! Joke by Arlene A., Selma, California0 commentsLoading...
LUCAS: Where did the baby ghost go? JEFF: I’m stumped. LUCAS: Day scare! Joke by Lucas Z., Evans, Georgia0 commentsLoading...
JIM: What is a ghost’s favorite car? CARL: I don’t know. JIM: A Boo-gatti. Joke by Aidan D., Waterford, Connecticut4 commentsLoading...
Jenna: What did the vampire say to the ghost at the Halloween party? Brenna: What? Jenna: “Come on! Why don’t you live a little?” Joke by Jenna C., Columbia, Missouri4 commentsLoading...
Leo: Why are ghosts bad at lying? Jessica: Why? Leo: You can see right through them. Joke by Leo Z., San Jose, California11 commentsLoading...
Bella: What kind of street does a ghost live on? Robbie: I don’t know. Bella: A dead end. Joke by Bella H., Beverly Hills, California2 commentsLoading...
Sean: What did the ghost teacher say to her class? Macy: I haven’t the foggiest. Sean: “Watch the board, and I’ll go through it again.” Joke by Sean C., Somers, New York3 commentsLoading...
Bob: Why are ghosts bad liars? Bill: No clue. Bob: Because you can see right through them. Joke by Trevor S., Augusta, Kansas5 commentsLoading...
Freddy: Why did the ghost sing off key? Jack: Beats me. Freddy: It left its sheet music at home. Joke by Joseph B., Hampton, Virginia0 commentsLoading...
Bill: Why did the policeman ticket the ghost? McKenzie: Why? Bill: It didn’t have a haunting license. Joke by Howard H., Newark, Calif.3 commentsLoading...
Mike: Why do cemeteries have fences? Fred: Beats me. Mike: Because people are dying to get in. Joke by Michael B., Bayonne, N.J.5 commentsLoading...
Stephen: What did the ghost say when the skeleton lied to him? David: I haven’t a clue. Stephen: “I can see right through you.” Joke by Stephen S., Knoxville, Tenn.6 commentsLoading...
Jake: Why couldn’t the ghost see its mom and dad? Philip: I don’t know. Jake: Because they were trans-parents! Joke by Jacob C., O’Fallon, Ill.6 commentsLoading...
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