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Brandon: Why do ghosts make good cheerleaders?
Gary: Tell me.
Brandon: Because they are full of spirit. 

Joke by Brandon G., Bremerton, Washington
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Mackenna: Where is a ghost’s favorite place to sit?
Grayson: I don’t know. Where?
Mackenna: A boo-th!

Joke by Mackenna D., Hampstead, North Carolina
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ERICK: Where do ghosts like to swim?
CARL: I don’t know. Tell me.
ERICK: The Dead Sea.

Joke by Erick O., National City, California
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JEREMY: Why do ghosts hate rainy Halloweens?
JOSHUA: Why?
JEREMY: Rain dampens their spirits.

Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
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Bert: What did the ghost wear to the dance?
Sam: I have no clue.
Bert: Booooots.

Joke by Bert Y., Corpus Christi, Texas
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DANNY: Why didn’t the ghost go to the Halloween party?
CODY: I haven’t the foggiest.
DANNY: He was afraid he was going to be booed.

Joke by Danny V., Camarillo, California
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KRUZ: What’s a ghost’s favorite type of muffin?
KATE: What?
KRUZ: BOO-berry.

Joke by Kruz N., Salina, Kansas
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Arlene: What kind of dessert do ghosts like?
Alice: What?
Arlene: I scream!

Joke by Arlene A., Selma, California
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LUCAS: Where did the baby ghost go?
JEFF: I’m stumped.
LUCAS: Day scare!

Joke by Lucas Z., Evans, Georgia
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JIM: What is a ghost’s favorite car?
CARL: I don’t know.
JIM: A Boo-gatti.

Joke by Aidan D., Waterford, Connecticut
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Jenna: What did the vampire say to the ghost at the Halloween party?
Brenna: What?
Jenna: “Come on! Why don’t you live a little?”

Joke by Jenna C., Columbia, Missouri
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Leo: Why are ghosts bad at lying?
Jessica: Why?
Leo: You can see right through them.

Joke by Leo Z., San Jose, California
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Bella: What kind of street does a ghost live on?
Robbie: I don’t know.
Bella: A dead end.

Joke by Bella H., Beverly Hills, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Sean: What did the ghost teacher say to her class?
Macy: I haven’t the foggiest.
Sean: “Watch the board, and I’ll go through it again.”

Joke by Sean C., Somers, New York
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Bob: Why are ghosts bad liars?
Bill: No clue.
Bob: Because you can see right through them.

Joke by Trevor S., Augusta, Kansas
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Freddy: Why did the ghost sing off key?
Jack: Beats me.
Freddy: It left its sheet music at home.

Joke by Joseph B., Hampton, Virginia
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Bill: Why did the policeman ticket the ghost?
McKenzie: Why?
Bill: It didn’t have a haunting license.

Joke by Howard H., Newark, Calif.
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Mike: Why do cemeteries have fences?
Fred: Beats me.
Mike: Because people are dying to get in.

Joke by Michael B., Bayonne, N.J.
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Stephen: What did the ghost say when the skeleton lied to him?
David: I haven’t a clue.
Stephen: “I can see right through you.”

Joke by Stephen S., Knoxville, Tenn.
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Jake: Why couldn’t the ghost see its mom and dad?
Philip: I don’t know.
Jake: Because they were trans-parents!

Joke by Jacob C., O’Fallon, Ill.
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Tim: What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Tom: What?
Tim: Booberry pie.

Joke by Joshua N., Napoleon, Ohio
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