CHRISTOPHER: What did Superman say to Batman when he invited him to the graveyard on Halloween night? DANIEL: I don’t know. CHRISTOPHER: “Sorry. I can’t go into the kryptonite.” Joke by Christopher S., Chesapeake, Virginia0 comments5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star
Rich: Why do they put fences around graveyards? Mitch: Tell me. Rich: Because people are dying to get in! Joke by Richard D., Granville, Ohio5 comments5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star