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Comic by Chuck Dillon
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CARTER: What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backward?
MARK: I don’t know.
CARTER: A receding hare line!

Joke by Carter B., Cleburne, Texas
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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RHYS: I used to not like facial hair.
JOSH: What changed?
RHYS: It’s growing on me now.

Joke by Rhys M., Acworth, Georgia
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DREW: What kind of hairstyle do sheep like best?
BILLY: I have no idea.
DREW: A goatee!

Joke by Drew B., Fayetteville, Georgia
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DYLAN: Why do bees have sticky hair?
CASEY: Why?
DYLAN: Because they use honeycombs.

Joke by Dylan L., Shrewsbury, Massachusetts
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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ALEX: A truck full of hair just crashed.
EMMY: Oh, my! What was the cause?
ALEX: I don’t know. Officers are still combing the area.

Joke by Alex Y., Spring Grove, Illinois
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Nathan Cooper
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Nathan: What do you call backward marching rabbits?
Josh: What?
Nathan: A “receding hare line!”

Joke by Peyton B., McMinnville, Ore.
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