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Comic by Kyle Bravo
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ROGER: Why aren’t horses good lawmakers?
JAKE: Tell me.
ROGER: They always vote “neigh.”

Joke by Roger H., San Diego, California
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NATHAN: Where do horses live?
JASON: I don’t know. Where?
NATHAN: In a neigh-borhood.

Joke by Nathan M., Joliet, Illinois
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NATHAN: Where do horses live?
JASON: I don’t know. Where?
NATHAN: In a neigh-borhood.

Joke by Nathan M., Joliet, Illinois
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Wesley: What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo?
Ethan: Tell me.
Wesley: “Use the horse, Luke!”

Joke by Wesley L., Miami, Arizona
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JEREMY: What did the horse say after it tripped?
ANDY: What?
JEREMY: “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”

Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
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ARHAN: Why did the pony lose the singing competition?
ROHAN: I haven’t the foggiest.
ARHAN: Because he was a little hoarse.

Joke by Arhan S.
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ZACHARY: What did the horse say when she fell?
JAMES: What?
ZACHARY: “Help! I can’t giddy up.”

Joke by Zachary I., Portland, Oregon
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MICHAEL: Why did the pony go to the doctor?
LAURA: I don’t know. Why?
MICHAEL: Because it was a little horse.

Joke by Ben G., Davis, California
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WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “When someone tells you to hold your horses, are they asking you to be more stable?”

Joke by John F., Bel Air, Maryland
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Comic by Pat Lewis
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Erik: Why did the pony go to the doctor?
Leroy: Beats me.
Erik: It was a little horse.

Joke by Logan W., Fairfield, CaliforniaP
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Daffynition: Nightmare — A nocturnal horse.

Joke by Siddh B., Austin, Texas
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Jeremy: What did the horse say after it tripped?
Andy: What?
Jeremy: “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!”

 

Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio 
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Erik: Why did the pony go to the doctor?
Leroy: Beats me.
Erik: It was a little horse.

Joke by Logan W., Fairfield, California
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Wesley: What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo?
Ethan: Tell me.
Wesley: “Use the horse, Luke!”

Joke by Wesley L., Miami, Arizona
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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A punny book: "Horseplay" by Ima E. Quine.

Joke by Caleb H., Sayre, Pennsylvania
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Kevin: My horse is too slow. How do I make him fast?
Evan: Simple. Don’t give him anything to eat.

Joke by Matt P., Cumberland, Rhode Island
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Daffynition: Neighbor — A combination of horse and pig.

Joke by Anthony P., Ferguson, Mo.
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One day, a Cub Scout visited a farm. When he got home, he told his parents all about it. “I even saw a man who builds horses!” he said.

“Are you sure?” his mom asked.

“Yes,” the Cub Scout said, “he was just nailing on the feet when I got there.”

Joke by Daniel W, Bethany, Conn.
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A horse trainer raised a filly. When he raced her in the evening, she always won. When he raced her during the day, she always lost. She was a fine horse, but she was a real night mare.

Joke by Spencer M., Lafayette, La.
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Andrew: What did the horse say when it fell down?
Teddy: I haven’t a clue.
Andrew: “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up!”

Joke by Andrew S., San Lorenzo, Calif
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Tom: How do rodeo cowboys become rich?
Bill: You stumped me.
Tom: Their horses always give them a buck or two.

Joke by Drew B., McMinnville, Ore.
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Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, “Are you worried about mad cow disease?” 

The other one says, “No, it doesn’t worry me. I’m a horse!”

Joke by Nathan G., Asbury, N.J.
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