NATHAN: Where do horses live? JASON: I don’t know. Where? NATHAN: In a neigh-borhood. Joke by Nathan M., Joliet, Illinois0 commentsLoading...
Wesley: What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo? Ethan: Tell me. Wesley: “Use the horse, Luke!” Joke by Wesley L., Miami, Arizona0 commentsLoading...
JEREMY: What did the horse say after it tripped? ANDY: What? JEREMY: “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!” Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio0 commentsLoading...
ARHAN: Why did the pony lose the singing competition? ROHAN: I haven’t the foggiest. ARHAN: Because he was a little hoarse. Joke by Arhan S.0 commentsLoading...
ZACHARY: What did the horse say when she fell? JAMES: What? ZACHARY: “Help! I can’t giddy up.” Joke by Zachary I., Portland, Oregon0 commentsLoading...
MICHAEL: Why did the pony go to the doctor? LAURA: I don’t know. Why? MICHAEL: Because it was a little horse. Joke by Ben G., Davis, California1 commentsLoading...
WARPED WISEMAN WONDERS: “When someone tells you to hold your horses, are they asking you to be more stable?” Joke by John F., Bel Air, Maryland4 commentsLoading...
Erik: Why did the pony go to the doctor? Leroy: Beats me. Erik: It was a little horse. Joke by Logan W., Fairfield, CaliforniaP0 commentsLoading...
Jeremy: What did the horse say after it tripped? Andy: What? Jeremy: “Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t giddyup!” Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio 0 commentsLoading...
Erik: Why did the pony go to the doctor? Leroy: Beats me. Erik: It was a little horse. Joke by Logan W., Fairfield, California1 commentsLoading...
Wesley: What did Obi-Wan say at the rodeo? Ethan: Tell me. Wesley: “Use the horse, Luke!” Joke by Wesley L., Miami, Arizona0 commentsLoading...
Kevin: My horse is too slow. How do I make him fast? Evan: Simple. Don’t give him anything to eat. Joke by Matt P., Cumberland, Rhode Island5 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Neighbor — A combination of horse and pig. Joke by Anthony P., Ferguson, Mo.2 commentsLoading...
One day, a Cub Scout visited a farm. When he got home, he told his parents all about it. “I even saw a man who builds horses!” he said. “Are you sure?” his mom asked. “Yes,” the Cub Scout said, “he was just nailing on the feet when I got there.” Joke by Daniel W, Bethany, Conn.4 commentsLoading...
A horse trainer raised a filly. When he raced her in the evening, she always won. When he raced her during the day, she always lost. She was a fine horse, but she was a real night mare. Joke by Spencer M., Lafayette, La.6 commentsLoading...
Andrew: What did the horse say when it fell down? Teddy: I haven’t a clue. Andrew: “I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up!” Joke by Andrew S., San Lorenzo, Calif4 commentsLoading...
Tom: How do rodeo cowboys become rich? Bill: You stumped me. Tom: Their horses always give them a buck or two. Joke by Drew B., McMinnville, Ore.6 commentsLoading...
Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, “Are you worried about mad cow disease?” The other one says, “No, it doesn’t worry me. I’m a horse!” Joke by Nathan G., Asbury, N.J.10 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Bareback Riding” by Eiffel Down and Lord Howard Hertz. Joke by Conor M., Chicago, Ill.4 commentsLoading...
Tom: Why should you never ask a horse if you can ride it? Charlie: Why? Tom: Because it always says “nay!” Joke by Thomas A., Payson, Utah8 commentsLoading...
Karen: What do you get when you cross a Mustang and an elephant? Dan: What? Karen: A convertible with a big trunk! Joke by Karen D., Miami, Fla.2 commentsLoading...
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