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Tom: How do rodeo cowboys become rich?
Bill: You stumped me.
Tom: Their horses always give them a buck or two.

Joke by Drew B., McMinnville, Ore.
6 comments

Two cows are standing in a field. One cow says to the other, “Are you worried about mad cow disease?” 

The other one says, “No, it doesn’t worry me. I’m a horse!”

Joke by Nathan G., Asbury, N.J.
10 comments

A book never written: “Bareback Riding” by Eiffel Down and Lord Howard Hertz.

Joke by Conor M., Chicago, Ill.
4 comments

Tom: Why should you never ask a horse if you can ride it?
Charlie: Why?
Tom: Because it always says “nay!”

Joke by Thomas A., Payson, Utah
8 comments

Karen: What do you get when you cross a Mustang and an elephant?

Dan: What?

Karen: A convertible with a big trunk!

Joke by Karen D., Miami, Fla.
2 comments

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