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ISAIAH: Why didn’t anyone want to fight the hot pepper?
ELIJAH: I don’t know.
ISAIAH: Because he’s got some kick.

Joke by Isaiah J., Citrus Heights, California
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Armin: Why was the football stadium hot after the game?
David: I’m stumped.
Armin: Because all the fans left.

Joke by Armin R., San Diego, California
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TAYLOR: What did one volcano say to the other?
BECCA: “You’re hot”?
TAYLOR: No. “I lava you!”

Joke by Taylor T., Eden, North Carolina
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BOB: Why was it so hot at the football game?
MAX: I give up.
BOB: Because there were no fans at the stadium.

Joke by Mukan H., Hilo, Hawaii
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Josh: Why was it so hot at the football game?
Paul: Haven’t got a clue.
Josh: All the fans left.

Joke by Justus S., Canandaigua, New York
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