Laugh at funny Key jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

PRANAYSAI: What did the computer programmer use to open the lock?
HARRY: What?
PRANAYSAI: A keyboard.

Joke by Pranaysai G., Fremont, California
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TOM: Knock, knock.
JERRY: Who’s there?
TOM: Dewey.
JERRY: Dewey, who?
TOM: Dewey have the key yet?

Joke by Daniel J., Round Rock, Texas
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Joe: Knock, knock.
Troy: Who’s there?
Joe: Mikey.
Troy: Mikey, who?
Joe: Mikey doesn’t fit in the keyhole.

Joke by Joe M., Bloomington, Illinois
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JEREMY: What key has legs and can’t open doors?
SAMMY: I don’t know.
JEREMY: A turkey.

Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
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Joe: Knock, knock.
Troy: Who’s there?
Joe: Mikey.
Troy: Mikey, who?
Joe: Mikey doesn’t ﬁt in the key hole.

Joke by Joe M., Bloomington, Illinois
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Joe: Knock, knock.
Troy: Who’s there?
Joe: Mikey.
Troy: Mikey, who?
Joe: Mikey doesn’t ﬁt in the key hole.

Joke by Joe M., Bloomington, Illinois
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