Laugh at funny Knight jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

JAMES: What kind of mail does a knight like to get?
JESSICA: I’m not sure.
JAMES: Chain mail.

Joke by James W., Eugene, Oregon
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LUKE: Who was the roundest knight in King Arthur’s court?
SERGIO: Tell me.
LUKE: Sir Cumference.

Joke by Luke M., Austin, Texas
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Vrishin: Why were King Arthur’s men tired?
Sammy: Tell me.
Vrishin: Too many sleepless knights.

Joke by Vrishin S., Nanuet, New York
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Clark: What did the dragon say to the knight?
Monty: What?
Clark: “No more canned food!”

Joke by Alex H., Center Moriches, N.Y.
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Comic by Patrick Hardin
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Tanner: What do you call a medieval place of learning?
Hannah: Beats me.
Tanner: Knight school!

Joke by Tanner S., Nickerson, Kan.
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Tanner: What do you call a medieval place of learning?
Hannah: Beats me.
Tanner: Knight school!

Joke by Tanner S., Nickerson, Kan.
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A book never written: “The Knight of Assurance” by Sir Tanlee.

Joke by Evan D., Beverly Hills, Mich.
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A book never written: “The Wimpy Knight” by Sir Render.

Joke by Aaron B., Sherman, Tex.
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John: Why was Sir Lancelot always tired?

Jeff: Beats me. Why?

John: He worked the knight shift.

Joke by William H., Dallas, Tex.
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