An old lady was knitting as she drove. A police officer drove up alongside her and yelled: “Pull over!” The lady yelled back: “No—they’re mittens.” Joke by Andrew S., San Lorenzo, Calif.12 commentsLoading...
A grandmother sat on her porch knitting three socks when someone walked by and asked, “Why are you knitting three socks?” The grandmother replied, “Because my grandson said he’s grown a foot since joining the Army.” Joke by Noah B., Willow Spring, N.C.10 commentsLoading...
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