An old lady was knitting as she drove. A police officer drove up alongside her and yelled: “Pull over!” The lady yelled back: “No—they’re mittens.”
Joke submitted by Andrew S., San Lorenzo, Calif.
An old lady was knitting as she drove. A police officer drove up alongside her and yelled: “Pull over!” The lady yelled back: “No—they’re mittens.”
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So Funny!!
har har har very funny
it is like texting and driveing.
Hahaha!
i read it again and i still did not get it
wow
It is hard to understand.
I dont really understand that joke what do you mean
“Pull over” is a knitting technique I believe. She is saying that “pull over” is not used in this circumstance, because they are mittens. (I think :P)
do you kids want some mittens i made them in the car
HAAAHAHAHA!;D
A pullover is a shirt. She’s saying, “no I’m not making a pullover, I’m making mittens.”