An old lady knitting and driving

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An old lady was knitting as she drove.  A police officer drove up alongside her and yelled: “Pull over!” The lady yelled back: “No—they’re mittens.”


  1. “Pull over” is a knitting technique I believe. She is saying that “pull over” is not used in this circumstance, because they are mittens. (I think :P)

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