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WILLIAM: Why is it so easy for Scouters to get married?
DAN: Why?
WILLIAM: Because they know so many ways to tie the knot.

Joke by William D., Brentwood, Tennessee
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A PUNNY BOOK: "Tricky Knots" by Chris Cross.

Joke by Tommy H., St. Charles, Illinois
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A punny book: "Tying Knots" by Bo Lynne.

Joke by Logan S., Columbus, Ohio
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Comic by Daryll Collins
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A book never written: “Basic Knots” by Bo Lynn.

Joke by Brian J., Austin, Texas
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Jeff: How do you tie things in space?
Brent: Beats me.
Jeff: With astro-knots.

Joke by Jeff S., Salt Lake City, Utah
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A book never written: “Field Guide to Knots” by Ty M. Uptight.

Joke by Jonah J., Carmel, Ind.
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Rhett: Knock, knock.
John: Who’s there?
Rhett: Alfred.
John: Alfred, who?
Rhett: Alfred the needle; you tie the knot!

Joke by Rhett G., Wylie, Tex.
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Matthew: What did the mother rope say to her child?
Jim: What?
Matthew: “Don’t be knotty.”

Joke by Matthew C., DeRidder, La.
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A Scout is trying to decide if he should go for the Weather, Geology or Pioneering merit badge. So the question is: “Weather ore knot?”

Joke by Timothy H., Austin, Tex.
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Montana: Why was the shoe stopped by the hall monitor?
Dakota: Why?
Montana: It was being knotty.

Joke by Montana B., Manchester, Mo.
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Tom Swiftie: "The rope broke!" Tom snapped.

Joke by Kevin C., Crouse, N.C.
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A book never written: "How to Make a Square Knot" by Ty M. Tight.

Joke by Brock M., Longwood, Fla.
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