Josh: What did the lettuce say to the celery? Gina: Tell me. Josh: “Quit stalking me!” Joke by Josh A., Wake Forest, North Carolina2 commentsLoading...
A head of lettuce, a faucet and a tomato were running in a race. The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running and the tomato was trying to catch up. Joke by Andy L., Arlington Heights, Illinois3 commentsLoading...
Matt: Knock, knock. George: Who’s there? Matt: Lettuce! George: Lettuce, who? Matt: Lettuce in and we’ll tell you! Joke by Matt H., Washougal, Wash.5 commentsLoading...
Anthony: Knock, knock. James: Who’s there? Anthony: Lettuce. James: Lettuce, who? Anthony: Lettuce in—it’s raining out here! Joke by Anthony S., Brooklyn, N.Y.2 commentsLoading...
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