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Lettuce jokes

CASEY: Knock, knock.
PAT: Who’s there?
CASEY: Lettuce.
PAT: Lettuce, who?
CASEY: Lettuce in. It’s cold out here.

Joke by Zeeshan N., Bridgeport, Connecticut
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Josh: What did the lettuce say to the celery?
Gina: Tell me.
Josh: “Quit stalking me!”

Joke by Josh A., Wake Forest, North Carolina
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A head of lettuce, a faucet and a tomato were running in a race.

The lettuce was ahead, the faucet was running and the tomato was trying to catch up.

Joke by Andy L., Arlington Heights, Illinois
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Matt: Knock, knock.
George: Who’s there?
Matt: Lettuce!
George: Lettuce, who?
Matt: Lettuce in and we’ll tell you!

Joke by Matt H., Washougal, Wash.
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Anthony: Knock, knock.
James: Who’s there?
Anthony: Lettuce.
James: Lettuce, who?
Anthony: Lettuce in—it’s raining out here!

Joke by Anthony S., Brooklyn, N.Y.
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