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Comic by Scott Nickel
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A kid finds a magical lamp. He rubs the lamp, and a genie appears and says, “What is your first wish?” The kid says, “I wish I were rich!” The genie replies, “It is done! What is your second wish, Rich?”

Joke by Jeremy C., Downingtown, Pennsylvania
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Henry: What do you call an owl that does magic tricks?
Harry: What?
Henry: Hoo-dini.

Joke by Henry S., Groton, Massachusetts
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Merlin: I can do magic.
Arthur: Then pull a quarter out of my ear.
Merlin: I can’t. There’s no sense in there.

Joke by Eric G., Marquette, Mich.
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Daffynition: Overcast — When Harry Potter messes up a spell.

Joke by Jeffrey A., Kearny, N.J.
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Andrew: What does Harry Potter use to sign autographs?
Martin: Beats me.
Andrew: A magic marker.

Joke by Andrew M., Springfi eld, Va.
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A book never written: “The Secret Behind Magic Tricks” by Howe D. Dewitt.

Joke by Jacob C., Levering, Mich.
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A prince was put under a spell so that he could speak only one word each year. If he didn’t speak for two years, the following year he could speak two words and so on.

One day, he fell in love with a beautiful lady. He refrained from speaking for two whole years so he could call her “my darling.” But then he wanted to tell her he loved her, so he waited three more years.  At the end of these five years, he wanted to ask her to marry him, so he waited another four years. 

Finally, as the ninth year of silence ended, he led the lady to the most romantic place in the kingdom and said, “My darling, I love you! Will you marry me?” 

And the lady said, “Pardon?”

Joke by Vincent F., Manchester, Mo.
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