Grant: Why aren’t Greeks morning people? Tommy: Why? Grant: Because dawn is tough on Greece. Joke by Grant D., Odenton, Maryland0 commentsLoading...
LUCAS: Where are basketball players in the morning? DILLION: I don’t have a clue. LUCAS: Dunking donuts! Joke by Lucas D., Elmira, New York1 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Up at Dawn” by Earl E. Riser. Joke by Glenn S., Lords Valley, PA1 commentsLoading...
Jack: I just invented something to help get people out of bed in the morning. It’s called “Rise and Shine Juice.” Ted: Cool! What’s in it? Jack: Yeast and shoe polish! Joke by Jonah S., Wellington, Fla.7 commentsLoading...