Jack: I just invented something to help get people out of bed in the morning. It’s called “Rise and Shine Juice.”
Ted: Cool! What’s in it?
Jack: Yeast and shoe polish!
“Rise and Shine Juice”
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Joke submitted by Jonah S., Wellington, Fla.
Loading...Jack: I just invented something to help get people out of bed in the morning. It’s called “Rise and Shine Juice.”
Ted: Cool! What’s in it?
Jack: Yeast and shoe polish!
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Lolz I need some!!!
lol:P
I’m glad i didn’t drink any of that stuff
do not get it
Yeast makes bread “RISE” and shoe polish makes shoes “SHINE”
ha