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A PUNNY BOOK: "American Breakfast" by Chris P. Bacon.

Joke by Barrett F., Fort Worth, Texas
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PEDRO: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
PEE WEE: I haven’t the foggiest.
PEDRO: Lunch and dinner.

Joke by Chase Y., Moreno Valley, California
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ANDREW: What do snowmen eat for breakfast?
DOMINIC: What?
ANDREW: Frosted Flakes!

Joke by Andrew S., South Ogden, Utah
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Pedro: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Pee Wee: I haven’t the foggiest.
Pedro: Lunch and dinner.

Joke by Chase Y., Moreno Valley, California
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Pedro: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
Pee Wee: I haven’t the foggiest.
Pedro: Lunch and dinner.

Joke by Chase Y., Moreno Valley, California
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Elijah: What do authors eat for breakfast?
Omar: Tell me.
Elijah: Synonym buns.

Joke by Elijah G., Colton, California
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Jonah: What do snowmen like for breakfast?
Joan: I have no idea.
Jonah: Ice Krispies.

Joke by Jonah D.,, Houston, Texas
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Wilson: Why do eggs make terrible comedians?
Paige: Why?
Wilson: They’re always cracking up!

Joke by Paige S., Raleigh, N.C.
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A book never written: “Pancakes” by Sir Rupp.

Joke by Aaron C., Fayetteville, N.C.
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Dallas: Why did the bacon laugh?
Austin: I’m stumped.
Dallas: Because the egg cracked a yolk!

Joke by Dallas K., Tresckow, Pa.
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Adam: What is your dog’s favorite breakfast?
Ben: I haven’t a clue.
Adam: Pooched eggs!

Joke by Adam P., Wayne, N.J.
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Daffynition: Breakfast—What a driver does when a light suddenly changes.

Joke by Lucas H., Evans, Ga.
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Daffynition: Breakfast—What you do when the light suddenly turns red.

Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.
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Tom Swiftie: “I’ll cook the pancakes this morning,” Tom said flippantly.

Joke by Bill M., New Ulm, Tex.
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Jim: What’s a car’s favorite meal?
Adam: I don’t know.
Jim: Brake-fast.

Joke by Adam C., Dinuba, Calif.
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Jack: I just invented something to help get people out of bed in the morning. It’s called “Rise and Shine Juice.”
Ted: Cool! What’s in it?
Jack: Yeast and shoe polish!

Joke by Jonah S., Wellington, Fla.
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Jonah: What do snowmen like for breakfast?
Joan: Beats me.
Jonah: Ice Krispies!

Joke by Jonah D., Houston, Tex.
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