A PUNNY BOOK: "American Breakfast" by Chris P. Bacon. Joke by Barrett F., Fort Worth, Texas0 commentsLoading...
PEDRO: What two things can you never eat for breakfast? PEE WEE: I haven’t the foggiest. PEDRO: Lunch and dinner. Joke by Chase Y., Moreno Valley, California0 commentsLoading...
ANDREW: What do snowmen eat for breakfast? DOMINIC: What? ANDREW: Frosted Flakes! Joke by Andrew S., South Ogden, Utah11 commentsLoading...
Pedro: What two things can you never eat for breakfast? Pee Wee: I haven’t the foggiest. Pedro: Lunch and dinner. Joke by Chase Y., Moreno Valley, California7 commentsLoading...
Pedro: What two things can you never eat for breakfast? Pee Wee: I haven’t the foggiest. Pedro: Lunch and dinner. Joke by Chase Y., Moreno Valley, California6 commentsLoading...
Elijah: What do authors eat for breakfast? Omar: Tell me. Elijah: Synonym buns. Joke by Elijah G., Colton, California4 commentsLoading...
Jonah: What do snowmen like for breakfast? Joan: I have no idea. Jonah: Ice Krispies. Joke by Jonah D.,, Houston, Texas1 commentsLoading...
Wilson: Why do eggs make terrible comedians? Paige: Why? Wilson: They’re always cracking up! Joke by Paige S., Raleigh, N.C.1 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “Pancakes” by Sir Rupp. Joke by Aaron C., Fayetteville, N.C.3 commentsLoading...
Dallas: Why did the bacon laugh? Austin: I’m stumped. Dallas: Because the egg cracked a yolk! Joke by Dallas K., Tresckow, Pa.5 commentsLoading...
Adam: What is your dog’s favorite breakfast? Ben: I haven’t a clue. Adam: Pooched eggs! Joke by Adam P., Wayne, N.J.2 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Breakfast—What a driver does when a light suddenly changes. Joke by Lucas H., Evans, Ga.3 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Breakfast—What you do when the light suddenly turns red. Joke by Nicholas G., South Range, Wis.9 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “I’ll cook the pancakes this morning,” Tom said flippantly. Joke by Bill M., New Ulm, Tex.4 commentsLoading...
Jim: What’s a car’s favorite meal? Adam: I don’t know. Jim: Brake-fast. Joke by Adam C., Dinuba, Calif.8 commentsLoading...
Jack: I just invented something to help get people out of bed in the morning. It’s called “Rise and Shine Juice.” Ted: Cool! What’s in it? Jack: Yeast and shoe polish! Joke by Jonah S., Wellington, Fla.7 commentsLoading...
Jonah: What do snowmen like for breakfast? Joan: Beats me. Jonah: Ice Krispies! Joke by Jonah D., Houston, Tex.50 commentsLoading...
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