PEDRO: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
PEE WEE: I haven’t the foggiest.
PEDRO: Lunch and dinner.
Joke submitted by Chase Y., Moreno Valley, California





PEDRO: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
PEE WEE: I haven’t the foggiest.
PEDRO: Lunch and dinner.
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