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ELIZABETH: When do astronauts eat?
DANIELLE: When?
ELIZABETH: At launch time.

Joke by Elizabeth F., Irvine, California
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CAMERON: What did the shark eat for lunch?
MORGAN: I’m stumped.
CAMERON: A peanut butter and jellyfish sandwich.

Joke by Cameron F., Great Falls, Virginia
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Comic by ThomasToons
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Brenda: Where does Count Dracula usually eat his lunch?
Bianca: Where?
Brenda: At the casketeria.

Joke by Brenda D., Elmira, New York
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PEDRO: What two things can you never eat for breakfast?
PEE WEE: I haven’t the foggiest.
PEDRO: Lunch and dinner.

Joke by Chase Y., Moreno Valley, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Jake: What do British sea monsters eat for lunch?
Bob: I’m stumped.
Jake: Fish and ships.

Joke by Jaylen E., Washington, Utah
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Comic by Pat Lewis
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Gideon: What did one plate say to the other plate?
Herb: What?
Gideon: “Lunch is on me!”

Joke by Gideon D., Fairfax, Virginia
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Comic by Jon Carter
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Isabelle: What did the plate say to the fork?
Frank: What?
Isabelle: “Lunch is on me.”

Joke by Isabelle D., Colton, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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