Laugh at funny Mouse jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

Comic by Scott A. Masear
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott A. Masear
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Comic by Scott A. Masear
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Sterling: What’s a cat’s favorite game?
Cooper: What?
Sterling: Mouse Trap.

Joke by Sterling P., La Jolla, Calif.
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Andrew: What kind of animal needs oil?
Pat: I haven’t a clue.
Andrew: A mouse, because it squeaks.

Joke by Andrew P., Greenville, Texas
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Bryan: What kind of shoes do mice wear?
Myrna: Tell me.
Bryan: Squeakers!

Joke by Bryan M., Waseca, Minn.
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Alex: Where did our first president keep his mice?
Will: Tell me.
Alex: Mount Vermin!

Joke by Joshua R., Birmingham, Ala.
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James: What was the secretive rodent’s name?
Jack: I haven’t a clue.
James: Anon E. Mouse!

Joke by James B., Dallas, Tex.
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Dwight: What does a mouse weigh on a cat’s scale?
Dakota: I don’t know. What?
Dwight: About three pounces!

Joke by Dwight G., York, Pa.
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