Sterling: What’s a cat’s favorite game? Cooper: What? Sterling: Mouse Trap. Joke by Sterling P., La Jolla, Calif.0 commentsLoading...
Andrew: What kind of animal needs oil? Pat: I haven’t a clue. Andrew: A mouse, because it squeaks. Joke by Andrew P., Greenville, Texas6 commentsLoading...
Bryan: What kind of shoes do mice wear? Myrna: Tell me. Bryan: Squeakers! Joke by Bryan M., Waseca, Minn.8 commentsLoading...
Alex: Where did our first president keep his mice? Will: Tell me. Alex: Mount Vermin! Joke by Joshua R., Birmingham, Ala.3 commentsLoading...
James: What was the secretive rodent’s name? Jack: I haven’t a clue. James: Anon E. Mouse! Joke by James B., Dallas, Tex.2 commentsLoading...
Dwight: What does a mouse weigh on a cat’s scale? Dakota: I don’t know. What? Dwight: About three pounces! Joke by Dwight G., York, Pa.8 commentsLoading...