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Nose jokes

What’s so funny about a nose? Who knows? But we guarantee you’ll snort with laughter at these funny nose jokes.

John: What’s the best way to keep a skunk from smelling?
Ron: What?
John: Hold its nose!

Joke by John A., Bellevue, Neb.
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Patient: I don’t know what’s wrong with me, Doc. My nose runs and my feet smell.
Doctor: You’re upside down!

Joke by Ryan D., Hillsborough, N.J.
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Brandon: I was wondering how my feet smell without any noses.
Matt: The same as your nose runs without any feet.

Joke by Matthew F., Sussex, N.J.
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Did you hear about the giant with a nosebleed? It was all over town.

Joke by Joshua L., Philadelphia, Pa.
9 comments

William: What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
David: What?
William: Do you smell carrots?

Joke by William W., Shapleigh, Me.
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