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What’s so funny about a nose? Who knows? But we guarantee you’ll snort with laughter at these funny nose jokes.

Jeffrey: Why can’t a nose be 12 inches?
Tyler: No idea.
Jeffrey: Because then it would be a foot!

Joke by Jeffrey I., Branchport, New York
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Jeremy: What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner?
Eric: Tell me.
Jeremy: Your nose.

Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
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Warped Wiseman Wonders: “If my nose runs, should I catch it?”

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Oliver: My dog rolled around in the mud all day. How does he smell?
Felix: Like dirt?
Oliver: Nope, with his nose.

Joke by Oliver C., Sunnyvale, California
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Jack: What did one eye say to the other?
Trevor: I don’t know. What?
Jack: “Between you and me, something smells.”

Joke by Jack G., Batavia, Ohio
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Dancer: Why don’t snowmen like carrot cake?
Prancer: No idea.
Dancer: Because it tastes like boogers.

Joke by Genevieve J., Stafford, Texas
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A punny book: "Runny Noses" by Al R. Gees.

Joke by Ian B., Brighton, Pennsylvania
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Comic by James Estes
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Tom Swiftie: “There’s something in my nose!” Tom snorted.

Joke by David F., Pepperell, Mass.
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Warped Wiseman Wonders: “Why does the nose run and the feet smell?”

Joke by Kyle W., Little Rock, Ark.
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Jason: Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long?
John: Beats me.
Jason: Because then it would be a foot.

Joke by John K., Ellensburg, Wash.
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A book never written: “Blow Your Nose” by Hank E.

Joke by Ryan T., Fanwood, N.J.
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Patrick: Why was the nose sad?
Peter: Beats me.
Patrick: Because it didn’t get picked!

Joke by Patrick L., Audubon, Pa.
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James: What do you find in a well-cleaned nose?
Carl: Search me.
James: Fingerprints!

Joke by Carl L., Sumter, S.C.
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Daffynition: Outrank—To smell worse than the other guy.

Joke by David R., Orleans, Ind.
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Peter: What has a nose and flies but can’t smell?
Elaine: I haven’t a clue.
Peter: An airplane!

Joke by Peter S., Worcester, Mass.
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Nick: Why is a dog’s nose in the middle of its face?
Sam: Tell me.
Nick: Because it’s the scenter!

Joke by Nicholas B., Santa Maria, Calif.
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Andrew: My poor dog doesn’t have a nose.
Joe: How does she smell?
Andrew: Terrible!

Joke by Andrew L., Rancho Cordova, Calif.
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Warped Wiseman wonders: “If cows laughed, would milk come out of their noses?”

Joke by Madeline K., Laguna Beach, Calif.
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A book never written: “Owning a Pet Skunk” by Holden D. Nose.

Joke by Will C., Cleveland Heights, Ohio
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One day Max went to see Carl. Carl had a big swollen nose.

“Whoa, what happened, Carl?” Max asked.

“I sniffed a brose,” Carl replied.

“What?” Max said. “There’s no ‘b’ in rose!”

Carl replied, “There was in this one!”

Joke by Charlie H., Homer Glen, Ill.
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Josh: What do snobby vegetables do when they see people?
Bill: I give up.
Josh: They “turnip” their noses!

Joke by George I., Bayonne, N.J.
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John: What’s the best way to keep a skunk from smelling?
Ron: What?
John: Hold its nose!

Joke by John A., Bellevue, Neb.
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Patient: I don’t know what’s wrong with me, Doc. My nose runs and my feet smell.
Doctor: You’re upside down!

Joke by Ryan D., Hillsborough, N.J.
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