NIKOLAUS: What did zero say to eight? JAKE: What? NIKOLAUS: “Nice belt.” Joke by Nikolaus M., Granbury, Texas0 commentsLoading...
Grant: Why didn’t 6 want to get older? Sam: No idea. Grant: Because 7 8 9. Joke by Grant N., Herndon, Virginia0 commentsLoading...
REZA: How do you make seven an even number? MINA: How? REZA: Take away the “s.” Joke by Reza B., San Diego, California0 commentsLoading...
MOLLY: Dad, I’m afraid for the calendar. DAD: Why? MOLLY: Its days are numbered. Joke by Molly M., Shalimar, Florida6 commentsLoading...
SANTANA: What do you call a number that can’t keep still? MIKE: I don’t know. SANTANA: A roamin’ numeral. Joke by Santana W., San Antonio, Texas2 commentsLoading...
TOM SWIFTIE: “My favorite number is two,” Tom said evenly. Joke by Jacob A., Saratoga Springs, Utah1 commentsLoading...
ANDREW: What becomes infinitely bigger when you turn it on its side? MATTHEW: What? ANDREW: The number eight. Joke by Andrew T., Allen, Texas1 commentsLoading...
Hunter: Did you hear about the mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers? Jan: No. What about her? Hunter: She’ll stop at nothing to avoid them. Joke by Hunter A., Columbia, Missouri10 commentsLoading...
Tom Swiftie: “My favorite number is two,” Tom said evenly. Joke by Jacob A., Saratoga Springs, Utah0 commentsLoading...
Matthew: What is the tastiest number? Ricky: I’m stumped. Matthew: Pi. Joke by Matthew D., Baltimore, Maryland1 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “A Numbers Game” by Cal Q. Later. Joke by Tyler T., Robbins, N.C.0 commentsLoading...
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