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Victor: What’s the best way to throw a birthday party on Mars?
Gary: What?
Victor: You planet.

Joke by Victor H. , Carle Place, New York
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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DANNY: Why didn’t the ghost go to the Halloween party?
CODY: I haven’t the foggiest.
DANNY: He was afraid he was going to be booed.

Joke by Danny V., Camarillo, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Allen: How does NASA organize a party?
Lucas: I don’t know.
Allen: They planet.

Joke by Allen W., Bellevue, Washington
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ALEXANDER: I was going to tell you this joke about a party with really good refreshments.
JIMMY: Why don’t you?
ALEXANDER: I can’t remember the entire joke. But I know there was a long punch line.

Joke by Alexander G., Deer Park, New York
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Tristan: What do vegetables say at parties?
Thomas: I have no idea.
Tristan: “Lettuce turnip the beet.”

Joke by Tristan K., Durham, North Carolina
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Comic by Jon Carter
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John: How do you organize a party in space?
Tim:  How?
John:  You planet.

Joke by John M., Norwood, Mass.
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