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LAM: Why did the pirates fight each other?
RICHARD: Tell me!
LAM: Things got a bit patchy between them.

Joke by Lam P., Monroe, Connecticut
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DAFFYNITION: Pumpkin patch -- How to fix a hole in a jack-o’-lantern.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Mathew: How do you fix a hole in a jack-o’-lantern?
Nate: How?
Mathew: With a pumpkin patch.

Joke by Mathew E., Aromas, California
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THOMAS: How do you mend a jack-o’-lantern?
GEORGE: I have no clue.
THOMAS: With a pumpkin patch.

Joke by Thomas W., Shreveport, Louisiana
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