THOMAS: How do you mend a jack-o’-lantern?
GEORGE: I have no clue.
THOMAS: With a pumpkin patch.
Joke submitted by Thomas W., Shreveport, Louisiana
THOMAS: How do you mend a jack-o’-lantern?
GEORGE: I have no clue.
THOMAS: With a pumpkin patch.
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