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GABRIEL: What did one pumpkin say to the other?
JAKE: I don’t know.
GABRIEL: “That test was as easy as pie.”

Joke by Gabriel S., San Diego, California
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SYDNEY: What do you get when you drop a pumpkin?
RACHEL: I haven’t the foggiest.
SYDNEY: Squash.

Joke by Sydney P., Stow, Ohio
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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DAFFYNITION: Pumpkin patch -- How to fix a hole in a jack-o’-lantern.

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Gabriel: What did one pumpkin say to the other?
Jake: I don’t know.
Gabriel: “That test was as easy as pie.”

Joke by Gabriel S., San Diego, California
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ARI: What happened to the pumpkin when it crossed the road?
DANNY: What?
ARI: It became squash.

Joke by Ari S., San Diego, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Mathew: How do you fix a hole in a jack-o’-lantern?
Nate: How?
Mathew: With a pumpkin patch.

Joke by Mathew E., Aromas, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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CRESENCIO: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o’ lantern by its diameter?
KALEB: I haven’t the foggiest.
CRESENCIO: Pumpkin pi!

Joke by Cresencio A., Norwalk, California
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THOMAS: How do you mend a jack-o’-lantern?
GEORGE: I have no clue.
THOMAS: With a pumpkin patch.

Joke by Thomas W., Shreveport, Louisiana
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Steve: What do you get when you divide your jack-o’-lantern’s circumference by its diameter?
Paul: What?
Steve: Pumpkin-pi!

Joke by Steve H., Sagamore Hills, Ohio
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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