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IRAJ: Why did the pencil get kicked out of class?
PIERRE: Tell me.
IRAJ: Because it was drawing too much attention.

Joke by Iraj U., Frisco, Texas
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KAYA: Why is a bad joke not like a pencil?
FAITH: I’m not sure.
KAYA: Because it has no point.

Joke by Kaya H., San Francisco, California
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TOM SWIFTY: “Don’t break that pencil,” Tom snapped.

Joke by Luke O., Fulton, Maryland
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ASHTON: Where do pencils go on vacation?
ASHLEY: Where?
ASHTON: Pencilvania.

Joke by Ashton M., Belleville, Pennsylvania
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FELIX: Why is a bad joke like a dull pencil?
OLIVER: Why?
FELIX: Because it has no point!

Joke by Oliver C., Sunnyvale, California
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Benjamin: Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
Brad: I haven’t the foggiest.
Benjamin: Because it’s pointless.

Joke by Benjamin W., Riverton, Wyoming
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