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ANNIE: What is a math teacher’s favorite dessert?
SARA: I don’t know.
ANNIE: Pi!

Joke by Annie M., West Linn, Oregon
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NATHANIEL: What do dentists like to put in their pies?
ANGEL: I haven’t the foggiest.
NATHANIEL: Fillings.

Joke by Nathaniel C., Manhattan, Kansas 
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CRESENCIO: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o’ lantern by its diameter?
KALEB: I haven’t the foggiest.
CRESENCIO: Pumpkin pi!

Joke by Cresencio A., Norwalk, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Pat Lewis
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Alessandro: If you eat half of an apple pie and your sister eats the other half, what are you left with?
Hank: I don’t know.
Alessandro: Really angry parents.

Joke by Alessandro H., Blue Bell, Pennsylvania
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Harley Schwadron
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Max: What is the math teacher’s favorite dessert?
Miles: What?
Max: Pi.

Joke by Max S., Tacoma, Wash.
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Tim: Which snake likes baked desserts?
Isaiah: Tell me.
Tim: The pie-thon!

Joke by Isaiah Chr, Jamestown, Tenn.
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Matt: Why did the bakery hire so many apples?
Jason: I don’t know.
Matt: There was a lot of turnover!

Joke by Matthew R., Maylene, Ala.
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Danielle: Did you know the roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference?
Ken: Really?
Danielle: Yep, he acquired his size from too much pi!

Joke by Danielle C., Shirley, Mass.
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Fred: What’s the only food made of dust from outer space?
Sarah: What?
Fred: A moon pie!

Joke by Justus W., Middlesboro, Ky.
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Tom Swiftie: “I’d like some more blackberry pie!” Tom crowed.

Joke by Shelly N., Falls Church, Va.
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Keith: What do you call a large, pastry-eating snake?
Dan: A “pie-thon”!

Joke by Maxwell C., Nolensville, Tenn.
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Tim: What is a ghost’s favorite dessert?
Tom: What?
Tim: Booberry pie.

Joke by Joshua N., Napoleon, Ohio
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A country boy goes off to college. His father phones to see how he’s doing.

“I’m going great in algebra,” the son says.

“Say something in algebra,” the father says.

“Pi R squared.”

“What?!” says the father. “Everybody knows that cornbread is square. Pies are round.”

Joke by Levi S., Sebastian, Fla.
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