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MICHAEL: What do you get when you combine a pig and a cow?
PAT: I’m not sure.
MICHAEL: A hamburger. 

Joke by Michael C., Burke, Virginia
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DYLAN: What did the pig put on his dry skin?
MICHAEL: What?
DYLAN: Oinkment.

Joke by Dylan B., Starke, Florida
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JAMES: What do you call a greedy pig?
ROGER: What?
JAMES: A hog.

Joke by James H., Buffalo, New York
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RAMIRO: What do you call a pig playing tug-of-war?
JEREMY: What?
RAMIRO: Pulled pork.

Joke by Ramiro S., Des Plaines, Illinois
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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BILLY: Why can’t pigs play basketball?
MARK: Tell me.
BILLY: Because they always hog the ball.

Joke by Billy C., Cary, Illinois 
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Anthony: What do you get when you cross a dragon with a pig?
Hannah: Tell me.
Anthony: Bacon.

Joke by Anthony W., Amelia, Ohio
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CHRIS: What did the pig say while sitting in the hot sun?
JAMES: I don’t know.
CHRIS: “Whew! I’m baking.”

Joke by Christian E., Hamilton, New Jersey
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Gavin: What do you get when you mix a pig and a dinosaur?
Victoria: I have no idea.
Gavin: Jurassic pork!

Joke by Gavin Q., Northborough, Massachusetts
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Ayn: What animal has the worst eating habits?
Karla: The pig?
Ayn: Nope. The turkey, because it gobbles everything up!

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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ANTHONY: What do you call a pig that does karate?
NOAH: I don’t know.
ANTHONY: A pork chop.

Joke by Anthony D., Endwell, New York
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JACK: What do you get when you cross a pig with a pine tree?
NAOMI: What?
JACK: A pork-u-pine.

Joke by Jack Z.
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Haylie: What do you call a pig that’s not fun to be around?
Heather: What?
Haylie: A boar.

Joke by Haylie P., Spanish Fork, Utah
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Ramiro: What do you call a pig playing tug-of-war?
Jeremy: What?
Ramiro: Pulled pork.

 

Joke by Ramiro S., Des Plaines, Illinois
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Ethan: Who’s the smartest pig in the world?
Jake: I have no clue.
Ethan: Albert Einswine.

Joke by Ethan S., Pacifica, California
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Keshav: What’s similar between ink and pigs?
Bob: No idea.
Keshav: They both run out of the pen.

Joke by Keshav Y., San Ramon, Calif.
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Mike: How do you fit more pigs on a farm?
Ray: How?
Mike: Build a sty scraper.


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Daffynition: Neighbor — A combination of horse and pig.

Joke by Anthony P., Ferguson, Mo.
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Daffynition: Cunningham—A smart pig.

Joke by Olivia L., Matthews, N.C.
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Dawson: What do pigs give on Feb. 14?
Brad: I don’t know.
Dawson: Valen-swines!

Joke by Dawson M., Detroit, Mich.
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Daffynition: Pigment—A pork-flavored breath freshener.

Joke by Aaron C., Fayetteville, N.C.
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Robert: What do you get if you cross a pig and a frog?
Jack: Beats me.
Robert: A ham-phibian!

Joke by Robert S., Weedsport, N.Y.
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Colin: What’s a pig’s best karate move?
Riley: I give up.
Colin: The pork chop!

Joke by Colin C., Kansas City, Mo.
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Matthew: Why did the three pigs run away from home?
Luke: I have no idea.
Matthew: Because their father was a boar!

Joke by Matthew W., Harrisburg, N.C.
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Josh: What do you get when you cross a fat pig and a squash?
Jen: Tell me.
Josh: A plump-kin!

Joke by Josh J., Offutt Air Force Base, Neb.
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