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Ayn: What animal has the worst eating habits?
Karla: The pig?
Ayn: Nope. The turkey, because it gobbles everything up!

Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania
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ANTHONY: What do you call a pig that does karate?
NOAH: I don’t know.
ANTHONY: A pork chop.

Joke by Anthony D., Endwell, New York
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JACK: What do you get when you cross a pig with a pine tree?
NAOMI: What?
JACK: A pork-u-pine.

Joke by Jack Z.
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Haylie: What do you call a pig that’s not fun to be around?
Heather: What?
Haylie: A boar.

Joke by Haylie P., Spanish Fork, Utah
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Ramiro: What do you call a pig playing tug-of-war?
Jeremy: What?
Ramiro: Pulled pork.

 

Joke by Ramiro S., Des Plaines, Illinois
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Ethan: Who’s the smartest pig in the world?
Jake: I have no clue.
Ethan: Albert Einswine.

Joke by Ethan S., Pacifica, California
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Keshav: What’s similar between ink and pigs?
Bob: No idea.
Keshav: They both run out of the pen.

Joke by Keshav Y., San Ramon, Calif.
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Mike: How do you fit more pigs on a farm?
Ray: How?
Mike: Build a sty scraper.


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Daffynition: Neighbor — A combination of horse and pig.

Joke by Anthony P., Ferguson, Mo.
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Daffynition: Cunningham—A smart pig.

Joke by Olivia L., Matthews, N.C.
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Dawson: What do pigs give on Feb. 14?
Brad: I don’t know.
Dawson: Valen-swines!

Joke by Dawson M., Detroit, Mich.
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Daffynition: Pigment—A pork-flavored breath freshener.

Joke by Aaron C., Fayetteville, N.C.
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Robert: What do you get if you cross a pig and a frog?
Jack: Beats me.
Robert: A ham-phibian!

Joke by Robert S., Weedsport, N.Y.
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Colin: What’s a pig’s best karate move?
Riley: I give up.
Colin: The pork chop!

Joke by Colin C., Kansas City, Mo.
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Matthew: Why did the three pigs run away from home?
Luke: I have no idea.
Matthew: Because their father was a boar!

Joke by Matthew W., Harrisburg, N.C.
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Josh: What do you get when you cross a fat pig and a squash?
Jen: Tell me.
Josh: A plump-kin!

Joke by Josh J., Offutt Air Force Base, Neb.
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Brandon: What did the game system do when it lost?
Henry: Tell me.
Brandon: It went “Wii, Wii, Wii,” all the way home.

Joke by Brandon Y., Hartville, Ohio
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Kayla: What happens when you have a pig that knows martial arts?
Jonathan: I have no clue.
Kayla: You get pork chops!

Joke by Jonathan M., Little Mountain, S.C.
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A book never written: "To the Market” by Tobias A. Pigg.

Joke by Tobias G., Bemidji, Minn.
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Pedro: How do pigs talk to each other?
Ordep: Beats me.
Pedro: Swine language!

Joke by Dwight G., York, Pa.
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David: Why are pigs bad drivers?

Maia: Uhh -- why?

David: They hog the road!

Joke by Joel M., West Bloomfield, Mich.
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