BILLY: Why can’t pigs play basketball? MARK: Tell me. BILLY: Because they always hog the ball. Joke by Billy C., Cary, Illinois 0 commentsLoading...
Anthony: What do you get when you cross a dragon with a pig? Hannah: Tell me. Anthony: Bacon. Joke by Anthony W., Amelia, Ohio0 commentsLoading...
CHRIS: What did the pig say while sitting in the hot sun? JAMES: I don’t know. CHRIS: “Whew! I’m baking.” Joke by Christian E., Hamilton, New Jersey1 commentsLoading...
Gavin: What do you get when you mix a pig and a dinosaur? Victoria: I have no idea. Gavin: Jurassic pork! Joke by Gavin Q., Northborough, Massachusetts1 commentsLoading...
Ayn: What animal has the worst eating habits? Karla: The pig? Ayn: Nope. The turkey, because it gobbles everything up! Joke by Ayn A., Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania0 commentsLoading...
ANTHONY: What do you call a pig that does karate? NOAH: I don’t know. ANTHONY: A pork chop. Joke by Anthony D., Endwell, New York14 commentsLoading...
JACK: What do you get when you cross a pig with a pine tree? NAOMI: What? JACK: A pork-u-pine. Joke by Jack Z.0 commentsLoading...
Haylie: What do you call a pig that’s not fun to be around? Heather: What? Haylie: A boar. Joke by Haylie P., Spanish Fork, Utah0 commentsLoading...
Ramiro: What do you call a pig playing tug-of-war? Jeremy: What? Ramiro: Pulled pork. Joke by Ramiro S., Des Plaines, Illinois2 commentsLoading...
Ethan: Who’s the smartest pig in the world? Jake: I have no clue. Ethan: Albert Einswine. Joke by Ethan S., Pacifica, California0 commentsLoading...
Keshav: What’s similar between ink and pigs? Bob: No idea. Keshav: They both run out of the pen. Joke by Keshav Y., San Ramon, Calif.1 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Neighbor — A combination of horse and pig. Joke by Anthony P., Ferguson, Mo.2 commentsLoading...
Dawson: What do pigs give on Feb. 14? Brad: I don’t know. Dawson: Valen-swines! Joke by Dawson M., Detroit, Mich.8 commentsLoading...
Daffynition: Pigment—A pork-flavored breath freshener. Joke by Aaron C., Fayetteville, N.C.2 commentsLoading...
Robert: What do you get if you cross a pig and a frog? Jack: Beats me. Robert: A ham-phibian! Joke by Robert S., Weedsport, N.Y.2 commentsLoading...
Colin: What’s a pig’s best karate move? Riley: I give up. Colin: The pork chop! Joke by Colin C., Kansas City, Mo.10 commentsLoading...
Matthew: Why did the three pigs run away from home? Luke: I have no idea. Matthew: Because their father was a boar! Joke by Matthew W., Harrisburg, N.C.3 commentsLoading...
Josh: What do you get when you cross a fat pig and a squash? Jen: Tell me. Josh: A plump-kin! Joke by Josh J., Offutt Air Force Base, Neb.4 commentsLoading...
Brandon: What did the game system do when it lost? Henry: Tell me. Brandon: It went “Wii, Wii, Wii,” all the way home. Joke by Brandon Y., Hartville, Ohio19 commentsLoading...
Kayla: What happens when you have a pig that knows martial arts? Jonathan: I have no clue. Kayla: You get pork chops! Joke by Jonathan M., Little Mountain, S.C.13 commentsLoading...
A book never written: "To the Market” by Tobias A. Pigg. Joke by Tobias G., Bemidji, Minn.6 commentsLoading...
Pedro: How do pigs talk to each other? Ordep: Beats me. Pedro: Swine language! Joke by Dwight G., York, Pa.14 commentsLoading...
David: Why are pigs bad drivers? Maia: Uhh -- why? David: They hog the road! Joke by Joel M., West Bloomfield, Mich.2 commentsLoading...
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