Laugh at funny Pig jokes and comics for kids

Josh: What do you get when you cross a fat pig and a squash?
Jen: Tell me.
Josh: A plump-kin!

Joke by Josh J., Offutt Air Force Base, Neb.
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Brandon: What did the game system do when it lost?
Henry: Tell me.
Brandon: It went “Wii, Wii, Wii,” all the way home.

Joke by Brandon Y., Hartville, Ohio
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Kayla: What happens when you have a pig that knows martial arts?
Jonathan: I have no clue.
Kayla: You get pork chops!

Joke by Jonathan M., Little Mountain, S.C.
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A book never written: "To the Market” by Tobias A. Pigg.

Joke by Tobias G., Bemidji, Minn.
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Pedro: How do pigs talk to each other?
Ordep: Beats me.
Pedro: Swine language!

Joke by Dwight G., York, Pa.
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David: Why are pigs bad drivers?

Maia: Uhh -- why?

David: They hog the road!

Joke by Joel M., West Bloomfield, Mich.
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