Peter: What did President Penny say to his voters? Elaine: I haven’t a clue. Peter: “It’s time for change.” Joke by Peter M., Springfield, Va.4 comments5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star
Max: What do you call a parrot that swallows an alarm clock? Thad: I haven’t a clue. Max: “Polly ticks.” Joke by Max J., Anchorage, Alaska7 comments5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star
A book never written: “How to Become President” by Paul O’Ticks. Joke by Leonard C., San Diego, Calif.0 comments5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star
Will: Why can't you ask traditionalists for four quarters instead of a dollar bill? Bill: Why? Will: Because they don't like change! Joke by Will D., Portsmouth, Va.0 comments5 Stars4 Stars3 Stars2 Stars1 Star
