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TOMMY: What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
ROCCO: What?
TOMMY: A pouch potato.

Joke by Tommy A., Westwood, Massachusetts
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Comic by Scott Masear
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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Joe: Potatoes make the best detectives.
Emma: Why?
Joe: They always keep their eyes peeled.

Joke by Garrett M., Cullman, Alabama
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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A book never written: “To Be Grown in Idaho” by Ima Tater.

Joke by Brian C., San Bernardino, Calif.
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Pedro: What do you get when you cross a racecar with a spud?
Ordep: Beats me.
Pedro: Crashed potatoes.

Joke by Braeden B., Rancho Palos Verdes, Calif.
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Rob: What do you call a potato that makes fun of you?
Pat: Beats me.
Rob: A “tater-taunt.”

Joke by Robert O., Elkton, Md.
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A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries. 

“Sounds great,” said the health-conscious boy. He ordered some. 

He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them into the container. 

“Wait a minute,” the boy said. “Those don’t look fat-free.” 

“Sure they are,” the cook said. “We charge only for the potatoes. The fat is free!”

Joke by Sam S., Birmingham, Ala.
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