Joe: Potatoes make the best detectives. Emma: Why? Joe: They always keep their eyes peeled. Joke by Garrett M., Cullman, Alabama2 commentsLoading...
A book never written: “To Be Grown in Idaho” by Ima Tater. Joke by Brian C., San Bernardino, Calif.8 commentsLoading...
Pedro: What do you get when you cross a racecar with a spud? Ordep: Beats me. Pedro: Crashed potatoes. Joke by Braeden B., Rancho Palos Verdes, Calif.5 commentsLoading...
Rob: What do you call a potato that makes fun of you? Pat: Beats me. Rob: A “tater-taunt.” Joke by Robert O., Elkton, Md.3 commentsLoading...
A boy read a restaurant sign that advertised fat-free French fries. “Sounds great,” said the health-conscious boy. He ordered some. He watched as the cook pulled a basket of fries from the fryer. The potatoes were dripping with oil when the cook put them into the container. “Wait a minute,” the boy said. “Those don’t look fat-free.” “Sure they are,” the cook said. “We charge only for the potatoes. The fat is free!” Joke by Sam S., Birmingham, Ala.30 commentsLoading...