STEVE: Knock, knock. DAVE: Who’s there? STEVE: Alaska. DAVE: Alaska, who? STEVE: Alaska again — what do you want for Christmas? Joke by Rakesh V., Fremont, California1 commentsLoading...
NATHAN: What is the best gift? JAMES: I’m stumped. NATHAN: A broken drum. You just can’t beat it! Joke by Nathan N., Glendale, Arizona0 commentsLoading...
MARIANO: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas? SARAH: I don’t know. MARIANO: He felt his presents. Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska0 commentsLoading...
ANNA: What’s the best present? AMY: I’m not sure. ANNA: A broken drum. You just can’t beat it! Joke by Anna E., Yorkville, Illinois0 commentsLoading...
CARTER: What do elves do in school? MILEY: What? CARTER: Presentations! Joke by Carter A., Waterloo, Illinois0 commentsLoading...
MARCUS: Happy birthday, Bob. I have a poem for you. BOB: Cool! Let me hear it! MARCUS: Don’t worry about the past — you can’t change it. Don’t worry about the future — you can’t predict it. And don’t worry about the present — I didn’t get you one. Joke by Marcus H., Cleveland Heights, Ohio0 commentsLoading...
ANDREW: Past, Present and Future walk into a room. SARA: What happened? ANDREW: It was tense! Joke by Andrew C., Chesterfield, New Jersey0 commentsLoading...
BILL: Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past? LAURA: Why? BILL: Because the present’s beneath them. Joke by Bill G., Davis, California0 commentsLoading...
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