Laugh at funny Present jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

STEVE: Knock, knock.
DAVE: Who’s there?
STEVE: Alaska.
DAVE: Alaska, who?
STEVE: Alaska again — what do you want for Christmas?

Joke by Rakesh V., Fremont, California
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NATHAN: What is the best gift?
JAMES: I’m stumped.
NATHAN: A broken drum. You just can’t beat it!

Joke by Nathan N., Glendale, Arizona
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MARIANO: How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?
SARAH: I don’t know.
MARIANO: He felt his presents.

Joke by Mariano A., Lincoln, Nebraska
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ANNA: What’s the best present?
AMY: I’m not sure.
ANNA: A broken drum. You just can’t beat it!

Joke by Anna E., Yorkville, Illinois
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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CARTER: What do elves do in school?
MILEY: What?
CARTER: Presentations!

Joke by Carter A., Waterloo, Illinois
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MARCUS: Happy birthday, Bob. I have a poem for you.
BOB: Cool! Let me hear it!
MARCUS: Don’t worry about the past — you can’t change it.
Don’t worry about the future — you can’t predict it.
And don’t worry about the present — I didn’t get you one.

Joke by Marcus H., Cleveland Heights, Ohio
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ANDREW: Past, Present and Future walk into a room.
SARA: What happened?
ANDREW: It was tense!

Joke by Andrew C., Chesterfield, New Jersey
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BILL: Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
LAURA: Why?
BILL: Because the present’s beneath them.

Joke by Bill G., Davis, California
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Comic by Scott Nickel
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