Laugh at funny Rabbit jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

SAM: What did the rabbit give to his girlfriend when he proposed?
RYAN: What?
SAM: A 24-carrot ring.

Joke by Sam S., Arlington, Virginia
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SETH: How do rabbits travel?
RILEY: I haven’t the foggiest.
SETH: On hare-planes.

Joke by Seth P., Melbourne, Florida
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Tora: What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a snake?
Billy: I don’t know.
Tora: A jump rope.

Joke by Tora R., Santa Fe, Texas
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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JAKE: Where do you find flying rabbits?
JAYDEN: Where?
JAKE: The Hare Force.

Joke by Jake C., New Hyde Park, New York
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Comic by Chuck Dillon
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Comic by Ryan Scott
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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CARTER: What do you call a row of rabbits hopping backward?
MARK: I don’t know.
CARTER: A receding hare line!

Joke by Carter B., Cleburne, Texas
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A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a blood bank. The rabbit says, “I think I might be a type-O.”

Joke by Asa F., Westlake, Louisiana
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Comic by Bob Vojtko
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SAM: What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a snake?
MICHAEL: I don’t know.
SAM: A jump rope.

Joke by Bobby G., Davis, California
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Joseph: Where would you find flying rabbits?
Ryan: Where?
Joseph: In the hare force.

Joke by Joseph K., Phoenix, Arizona
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Christopher: What do you get when you mix a rabbit and a tornado?
Bryan: What?
Christopher: A furricane.

Joke by Christopher H., McKinney, Texas
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Jake: Where do you ﬁnd ﬂying rabbits?
Jayden: Where?
Jake: The Hare Force.

Joke by Jake C., New Hyde Park, New York
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Jake: Where do you ﬁnd ﬂying rabbits?
Jayden: Where?
Jake: The Hare Force.

Joke by Jake C., New Hyde Park, New York
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William: What do you call a mosquito’s pet rabbit?
Harry: I don’t know.
William: A bug’s bunny.

Joke by William A., Arkansaw, Wis.
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Nathan: What do you call backward marching rabbits?
Josh: What?
Nathan: A “receding hare line!”

Joke by Peyton B., McMinnville, Ore.
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Joseph: How do you know carrots are good for your eyes?
Justin: I don’t know.
Joseph: Because you never see a rabbit wearing glasses!

Joke by Joseph H., Cupertino, Calif.
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Pedro: What does a fox call a rabbit?
Woody: Beats me.
Pedro: “Fast Food.”

Joke by Max B., Fort Collins, Colo.
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Harlan: What do you get when you cross termites and a rabbit?
Joe: I dunno. What?
Harlan: Bugs Bunny!

Joke by Jonah H., Oak Park, Ill
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Justin: Knock, knock!
Frank: Who’s there?
Justin: Ether.
Frank: Ether, who?
Justin: Ether Bunny!
Justin: Knock, knock!
Frank: Who’s there?
Justin: Another.
Frank: Another, who?
Justin: Another Ether Bunny!
Justin: Knock, knock!
Frank: Who’s there?
Justin: Stella.
Frank: Stella, who?
Justin: Stella ’nother Ether Bunny!
Justin: Knock, knock!
Frank: Who’s there?
Justin: Consumption.
Frank: Consumption, who?
Justin: Consumption be done about all these Ether Bunnies?

Joke by Justin M., Canal Winchester, Ohio
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