Erika: What do you do for a living? Michael: I race cars. Erika: Wow! Do you win a lot of races? Michael: No. The cars are usually much faster. Joke by Michael H., Chippewa Falls, Wisconsin0 commentsLoading...
William: Do you want to hear a racing joke? Jacob: Sure. William: Never mind. That one’s re-tired. Joke by William W., Fairfield, California1 commentsLoading...
Peter: Which punctuation mark would win a race? Robert: I don’t know. Peter: The dash. Joke by Peter D., Fairfield, Connecticut8 commentsLoading...
Nathan: Why couldn’t the wolf run in the marathon? Tim: I don’t know. Nathan: He wasn’t a part of the human race! Joke by Nathan H., Springfield, Va.2 commentsLoading...
Pedro: What do you get when you cross a racecar with a spud? Ordep: Beats me. Pedro: Crashed potatoes. Joke by Braeden B., Rancho Palos Verdes, Calif.5 commentsLoading...
Wyatt: Why can’t tomatoes win races against lettuce? Steven: Tell me. Wyatt: Because the lettuce are always a head, and the tomatoes are always trying to ketchup! Joke by Wyatt S., Newberry, Mich.8 commentsLoading...
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