Laugh at funny Rain jokes and comics for kids – Jokes by Scout Life

HRISHAAN: Why did the number of cats and dogs increase in under a minute?
JAKE: Not sure.
HRISHAAN: Because of the big rainstorm.

Joke by Hrishaan I., Bellevue, Washington
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CARMEN: Why are raindrops so cool?
YARA: I haven’t the foggiest.
CARMEN: Because they have that drip.

Joke by Carmen, Chicago, Illinois
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AIDEN: Why is King Charles III always wet?
ALYTHIA: No clue.
AIDEN: Because he is the raining monarch.

Joke by Aiden R., Rogers, Arkansas
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Comic by Nathan Cooper
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JAMES: What always falls but never needs a bandage?
ROBERT: I don’t know.
JAMES: The rain.

Joke by James M., Norfolk, Virginia
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One night, a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”

His wife asked, “How do you know?”

“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

Joke by Jorgen R., Prunedale, Calif.
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JEREMY: Why do ghosts hate rainy Halloweens?
JOSHUA: Why?
JEREMY: Rain dampens their spirits.

Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
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TOMASZ: What did the dirt say to the rain?
CINDY: I haven’t the foggiest.
TOMASZ: “Thanks to you, my name is mud.”

Joke by Tomasz R., Anchorage, Alaska
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Jacob: What do you call a bear that loves the rain?
Sara: I don’t know. What?
Jacob: A drizzly bear.

Joke by Jacob S., Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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Dylan: What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Joe: I’m stumped.
Dylan: Hailing taxis.

Joke by Dylan B., Homewood, Illinois
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Daffynition: Undercover — Where to go when it rains.

Joke by Joe L., Byron, Minn.
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