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JAMES: What always falls but never needs a bandage?
ROBERT: I don’t know.
JAMES: The rain.

Joke by James M., Norfolk, Virginia
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One night, a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.”

His wife asked, “How do you know?”

“Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.”

Joke by Jorgen R., Prunedale, Calif. 
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JEREMY: Why do ghosts hate rainy Halloweens?
JOSHUA: Why?
JEREMY: Rain dampens their spirits.

Joke by Jeremy B., Lynchburg, Ohio
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TOMASZ: What did the dirt say to the rain?
CINDY: I haven’t the foggiest.
TOMASZ: “Thanks to you, my name is mud.”

Joke by Tomasz R., Anchorage, Alaska
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Jacob: What do you call a bear that loves the rain?
Sara: I don’t know. What?
Jacob: A drizzly bear.

Joke by Jacob S., Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
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Dylan: What’s worse than raining cats and dogs?
Joe: I’m stumped.
Dylan: Hailing taxis.

Joke by Dylan B., Homewood, Illinois
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Daffynition: Undercover — Where to go when it rains.

Joke by Joe L., Byron, Minn.
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