PEE WEE: What did the reindeer say to the football player? WESTY: I don’t know. PEE WEE: “Your Blitzen days are over!” Joke by Nhan P., Camp Hill, Pennsylvania0 commentsLoading...
VINCE: Why do dinosaurs hide from Santa’s reindeer? MAX: Why? VINCE: Because they’re afraid of Comet. Joke by Vince W., Meridian, Indiana2 commentsLoading...
One night, a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.” His wife asked, “How do you know?” “Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.” Joke by Jorgen R., Prunedale, Calif. 0 commentsLoading...
Alexander: Where does a reindeer go to replace its tail? Haley: I don’t know. Where? Alexander: The retail store. Joke by Alexander F., Austin, Texas 0 commentsLoading...
ZACHARY: Which of Santa’s reindeer are dinosaurs afraid of? LEE: No idea. ZACHARY: Comet! Joke by Zachary A., Miami, Florida0 commentsLoading...
One night a viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said, “It’s going to rain.” His wife asked, “How do you know?” He said, “Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear.” Joke by Aayush P., Austin, Texas0 commentsLoading...
Joshua: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee? Jake: Why? Joshua: Because they’re Santa’s star bucks! Joke by Joshua J., Henderson, Nevada0 commentsLoading...
Sam: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee? Pam: Why? Sam: Because they’re Santa’s star bucks! Joke by Sam P., Merrimack, New Hampshire1 commentsLoading...
Westy: What did the reindeer say to the football player? Chubb: I don’t know. Westy: “Your Blitzen days are over!” Joke by Pedro the Mailburro1 commentsLoading...